This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
Wishing I could feel you right now. That’s just how I feel right now.
being put in charge of small children like
*starts crying* i just really like mashed potatoes
"A tired that sleep won’t fix."
“is there a problem officer?” “yes actually, lots of problems” *hands u my math homework*
I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty
- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
The video this is from is even better because there’s like five minutes of video of these dogs and then at the very end this happens and you hear a little “Frrt” and the dog makes that face and it just
"to protect and serve"
OH EM GEE GUISE!!! HE’S JUST DOING HIZ JOB!!ONE!!!!ONE!!!1!!1