All I want is a nice body and endless money
well that’s the best news i’ve gotten all day
If your name is nancy and you get pregnant you will be pregnancy
KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15
I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this
nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order
The Good Vibe
american horror story: perez hilton
the one thing that has stuck with me every day since my English teacher told me it in middle school is:
"When referring to someone, always say who they are before anything else about them, because being a person always comes first"
Instead of saying “the mentally ill man,” say “the man with a mental illness”
Putting someone’s characteristics (especially negative ones) before them is dehumanizing and rude. Don’t do it.
This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her
“Look at me I’m beautiful and graceful and oh shit kid you ok”